Posted on 03/21/2007 1:41:35 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Gore Tells Congressional Panel: I Don't Exhale
by Scott Ott
(2007-03-21) — Oscar-winning filmmaker Al Gore, testifying Wednesday before a Congressional panel on global warming, revealed a little-known technique he has used for years to reduce his personal greenhouse gas emissions.
“I don’t exhale, and I haven’t since about 1991,” said the full-figured Mr. Gore. “Science shows there’s nothing wrong with humans breathing per se, it’s just the exhaling of carbon dioxide that threatens to bring our world to a premature, fiery, water-drenched apocalyptic end.”
Mr. Gore, still a Democrat party favorite to win the White House in the year 2000, said he also reduces his so-called “carbon footprint” by giving speeches and making movies to convince other people to cut their greenhouse gas production, thereby offsetting the emissions generated by his own global travel in private jets as well as SUVs and limousines.
“Leveraging the small efforts of millions of ordinary people is a very democratic way of achieving carbon-neutrality,” Mr. Gore said.
“It’s a team effort,” he added, while displaying a Powerpoint slide of the acronym: TEAM = Together Everyone Atones for Me.
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perhaps another warped wannabe Howard Hughes with his need for a germ-free environment.
LOL - Scrappleface bump!!!
didn't know Zombies were able to speak
Well he's a swell guy.
lmao scrappleface rocks!
Is that like Bill Clinton "I did not inhale?" lmao
A good question to have asked this bonafide psychopath is:
"Why all the concern about global warming Mr.Gore when you and your partner for 8 years completely ignored the more immediate threat of terrorism which eventually killed more people in just 2 hours than probably the past 200,000 years of global temperature change due to CO2?"
Let`s not forget the actions of this absolute hypocrite taking cash from airlines to go easy on security. This POS doesn`t give one rats ass about the enviornment or saving lives...It`s just this huge fantasy he is using to get attention and money, that`s all he cares about, he`s beyond pathetic.
Mr. Gore, still a Democrat party favorite to win the White House in the year 2000, said he also reduces his so-called “carbon footprint” by giving speeches and making movies to convince other people to cut their greenhouse gas production, thereby offsetting the emissions generated by his own global travel in private jets as well as SUVs and limousines.
ROTFLMAO!
Scrappleface is priceless.
He didn't say he didn't inhale, he said he doesn't exhale.
Therefore there is a perfect vacuum between Algore and Der Schlickmeister.
Ah, my mistake. Then he really is full of hot air ain't he? ;)
Algore makes me sick! Almost as sick as the MSM does when it allows him creditable air time! He is the front man in one of the biggest cons in history! Global Warming has become the new Communism -- it seeks to replace government as we know it, destroy the economy of the U.S., replace all religions with a devotion to false science and make losers like Gore heroes in our time!
Thank you. Every once in a while I do. :)
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