Ba-na-na-nah, Ba-na-na-nah,
hey, hey, hey-
Goodbye.
"I'm Chiquita Banana, and I'm here to say
Get rid of al-Qaeda the easy way,
Eat ze banana, put ze peel on ze floor,
And'a watch Osama go flying out ze door!
Cha-cha-cha!*
*Songwriting credit: the bad boys of the third grade, 1961, modified and adapted in 2007.
The Sh*t is bananas, B.A.N.A.N.A.S