I heard that the Mayan Priests are also selling Carbon Offsets, which are just as effective as their rituals.
Hey....just so you guys know this...these Mayan dudes are burning carbon-free incense...made from only natural hamp weed grown in the Gutamala region and soaked in tubs with Oak Park tourist babes on campus retreat from LSU. In addition...a Barry Bonds-chant has been developed and will be uttered by the Mayan dudes after Bush leaves...in hopes of helping Barry along with the impending home run race. Additionally....Hillary is requesting several of the Mayan priests attend a lecture in upstate New York to deal with shrunken heads...something to do with Bill but its hush-hush project. Finally....Ms. Couric will have a interview with one of the Mayan dudes live on-the-air, and he promises to sacrifice a organic vegetable of some type...supposed to help her ratings and get some college punks interested in her line of reporting.