What are they going to burn in the place of carbon?
Wal-Mart will be offering fake-carbon substitutes...made in China. Analysts have yet to say that what exactly this will be in them but the cost will be $14.99 per pack. It apparently burns well and is made in the far-reaches of Tibet by Tibetian monks. By purchasing these fake-carbon sub's...you are helping the world battle carbon usage and a dollar of each purchase goes to global warming chalets being built in Mongolia to house the 2009 Global Warming Conference. A new airport and 400 miles of new asphated roads are being built in honor of the conference and possibly even Mr. Gore attending. Rumor has it that he has personally requested a 3,000 sq ft special cabin be built with indoor poor and a private sauna.