[Captainpaintball]

“The transfer doesn’t have to be sexual,” he said, “but presumably it does require reasonably close contact.”

I like how the Slimes puts that sentence last in the article. The average pervert who reads that paper needs something "upbeat" and "optimistic" for them to leave with.

[RunningWolf]

Well how about the average young person (that we all were for the most part)

And like they said 'doesn’t have to be sexual' but 'does require reasonably close contact'