Now put your fingers in your ears and go "wa wa I can't hear you", as you do
God created crabs...dontchaknow?!
Then I suppose you have documentation to back up this observable fact happening? When was it observed and where? Who were the observers?
Not only did God create lice but he created all diseases that are connected to lice. In fact, God created all diseases, cancers, cankers, boils, dropsies and such, both seen and unseen (Col. 1:16-17). They are reserved for people that are sinners. Only sinners get sick. Only sinners remain unhealed. And only righteous people get sick but get healed except the really righteous people that get frightfully sick like Hezekiah. And really really righteous people die very young because they speak the truth except all the righteous people in the Bible that died very very old which was all apart of God's glorious plan of salvation.
Who do you think gave the Egyptians lice as a plague? Some little fertility god or goddess caught in an act of coitus with some Egyptian temple prostitute of Isis. We all know that God is the creator and sustainer of all things seen and unseen including lice, virii, plague and tooth decay. It's all about entropy. ENTROPY! Entropy is God's plan of ending this sin sick world that he created in love.
Read your Bible, you backsliding Cretan. It explains everything and brings great fear. What joy we have in godly fear and trembling.
Human crabs, cooties and scabbies didn't come from no ape! How dare you assert your so-called science and medical hocus pocus. We all know that everything bad came from Mother Eve and sex with females, except the bad stuff that comes from having sex with yourself like blindness, madness, coveting, listlessness, tiredness, or sudden death like that guy in the Old Testament that spilled his seed while having sex with his sister-in-law.
So take your satanic intellectualism, your amusing debunkered theorums of evolution (more like evil-pollution) back to your institutions of "higher learning" paid for by the government, certified, and recognized after painful peer reviews and go to h-e-double hockey pucks.
Be blessed and repent :)