[Tax-chick]

But now Roth has done it for real—and with little discernable humor. "I’ve always cringed at young females identifying themselves with baked goods," she says. "And I’m not convinced more cookies makes the world a better place."

That's because you're a waste of God's good oxygen, MeMe. Please go away and stay there.

[LadyNavyVet]

I just ate three Peanut Butter Patties so I can say with some authority that more cookies do indeed make the world a better place.