1 posted on
02/23/2007 1:19:11 PM PST by
Cagey
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To: Cagey
It's true: NASA has a procedure for just about EVERY contingency.
2 posted on
02/23/2007 1:21:22 PM PST by
r9etb
To: Cagey; Revolting cat!
What about computers that are psychotic, Dave?
3 posted on
02/23/2007 1:22:07 PM PST by
weegee
(No third term. Hillary Clinton's 2008 election run presents a Constitutional Crisis.)
To: Cagey
A gun would be out of the question; a bullet could pierce a spaceship and could kill everyone.
Obviously these guys have never heard of frangible bullets.
Glaser Safety Slugs anyone?
Not that I'm saying firearms are NECESSARY on the space station, but better to have every tool you might need than find ourself in need and left scratching your arse for an answer.
4 posted on
02/23/2007 1:25:59 PM PST by
Dr.Zoidberg
(Mohammedanism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)
To: Cagey
The producers of Armeggedon knew that so they used it in the movie, tying the psychotic driller with duct tape.
To: Cagey
hehe.
Steve Buscemi got that in that Bruce Willis flick..Armageddon.
I think they DID use duct tape on him lol. "Space Dimenshia" I think they called it
lol
7 posted on
02/23/2007 1:26:52 PM PST by
dman4384
To: Cagey
Space station astronauts talk [...] every two weeks to a psychologist, Well, that'd drive me nuts...most are of questionable sanity themselves.
8 posted on
02/23/2007 1:27:47 PM PST by
lepton
("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
To: Cagey
We are so high tech, but in an ER we always get back to our roots ( duct tape). When they start taking reservations though, I'm not going if I can't take my gun.
9 posted on
02/23/2007 1:28:24 PM PST by
CindyDawg
To: Cagey
I guess the diaper method proved to be ineffective.
10 posted on
02/23/2007 1:29:08 PM PST by
HEY4QDEMS
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
To: Cagey
"Space Cafard"
(look it up)
11 posted on
02/23/2007 1:29:39 PM PST by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: Cagey
PILOT:
I'm gonna duck tape your butt to the bottom heat shield if you don't settle down back there!.......
12 posted on
02/23/2007 1:30:30 PM PST by
Red Badger
(Britney Spears shaved her head............Well, that's one way of getting rid of headlice.........)
To: Cagey
I can tell from the tone of your voice, Dave, that you're upset. Why don't you take a stress pill and get some rest.
13 posted on
02/23/2007 1:30:36 PM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Samoans: The (low) wage slaves in the Pelosi-Starkist complex.)
To: Cagey
Give 'em Actifed. Just ask Wally Schirra.
To: Cagey
From the 'instructions':
"Explain what you are doing, and that you are using a restraint to ensure that he is safe."
*Ahem*, shall we have some gender neutrality here?
"using a restraint to ensure that THEY are safe."
Hey, let's face it - we've only had one astronaut go totally apesh*t so far, and that was on the ground (thank GOD), and their chromosomal structure was 'XX'.
15 posted on
02/23/2007 1:33:49 PM PST by
mkjessup
(If Reagan were still with us, he'd ask us to "win one more for the Gipper, vote for Duncan Hunter!")
To: Cagey
Secondary Protocol....
16 posted on
02/23/2007 1:36:30 PM PST by
HOTTIEBOY
(HUNTER: "I don't have to hire a consultant to develop a conservative image, I am a conservative.")
To: Cagey
Come on guys let me out, I want to be the one to set off the nuke!
17 posted on
02/23/2007 1:37:31 PM PST by
Mat_Helm
To: Cagey
Lisa Nowak practices for her next Shuttle Mission28 posted on
02/23/2007 2:02:29 PM PST by
Dog Gone
To: Cagey
Everything I need to know about space madness I learned from "Commander Hoëk and Stimpy".
"They think I'm crazy, but I know better. It is not I who am crazy, it is I who am MAD!
Can't you hear them? Can't you see the crowds? Oh, my beloved ice cream bar. How I love to lick your creamy center! And your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering! You're not like the others, you like the same things I do! Wax paper, boiled football leather- DOG BREATH!
We're not hitch-hiking anymore! We're riding!... Oh no! I know what you want! You've coveted my ice cream bar! No you don't! You can't take it from me now! I've had it ever since I was a child.
Everywhere I go, people always try to take it from me! Why won't they leave.. me.. ALOOONNNNNE!!!"
29 posted on
02/23/2007 2:02:53 PM PST by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Cagey
It has already happened. My astronaut sources tell me that the Russkies had a couple of fistfights on the Salyut space station, and we had an incident where a foreign astronaut started acting dangerously. NASA keeps secrets pretty well.
33 posted on
02/23/2007 2:59:25 PM PST by
darth
To: Cagey
34 posted on
02/23/2007 3:00:44 PM PST by
blam
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