Memo: Stop Teaching Evolution (It's A Plot By The Jooooos!)

Dallas Morning News ^ | 2/14/07 | Robert T. Garrett

[steve-b]

The second most powerful member of the Texas House has circulated a Georgia lawmaker's call for a broad assault on teaching of evolution.

House Appropriations Committee Chairman Warren Chisum, R-Pampa, used House operations Tuesday to deliver a memo from Georgia state Rep. Ben Bridges.

The memo assails what it calls "the evolution monopoly in the schools."

Mr. Bridges' memo claims that teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs.

"Indisputable evidence – long hidden but now available to everyone – demonstrates conclusively that so-called 'secular evolution science' is the Big Bang, 15-billion-year, alternate 'creation scenario' of the Pharisee Religion," writes Mr. Bridges, a Republican from Cleveland, Ga. He has argued against teaching of evolution in Georgia schools for several years....

[Strategerist]

Grabbing some popcorn and seeing how the Crevos spin this one.....

[Augustinian monk]

He seemed to balemd Kabballallism or whatever its called but not the Jewish race as a whole.

[USMMA_83]

Keep it coming...the more these guys talk, the more the look like fools.

[wideawake]

Pharisee-bashing from a GOP legislator in OH.

[billybudd]

"Indisputable evidence – long hidden but now available to everyone

That's when you know you can stop reading.

[USMMA_83]

why do that...it's like stopping in the middle of a joke...get to the punch line and laugh your ass off...

[wideawake]

Orthodox Judaism is the direct descendant of the Pharisee school of Judaism extant in the days of Jesus of Nazareth and the study of Kabalah is a key aspect of Orthodox Judaism as well.

Condemning Pharisees and the Kabalah is a condemnation of Orthodox Judaism.

[qam1]

Keep it coming...the more these guys talk, the more the look like fools.

Only problem is they make all Conservatives/Republicans look stoopid

[Wormwood]

I'm still trying to figure out exactly when "creationism" became a conservative issue, much less a Republican one.

This is insane.

[steve-b]

Grabbing some popcorn and seeing how the Crevos spin this one.....

"The schools should teach the truth written down in Genesis, not this ancient Jewish stuff...."

[DustyMoment]

Aw jeez, not this shit again!!

Hello Scopes monkey trial!!! Apparently the jury is STILL out among the ostriches!!





(Moral - if yer not smart enough to handle the science of evolution, sit down, shut up and get out of the way!)

[USMMA_83]

Not really...I don't know one legit Republican saying creationism is a scientific theory.

[The_Victor]

"the evolution monopoly in the schools."

Actually, it's a science monopoly in the science classroom.

[USMMA_83]

hey man...don't ya know there is only one book worth reading. The rest are all works of Satan's minions.

[Tijeras_Slim]

evolution monopoly

Do not pass go, do not collect bi-pedalism and a larger cerebral cortex. :)

[billybudd]

Didn't Jesus do that?

[KarlInOhio]

Pharisee-bashing from a GOP legislator in OH.

To highlight the relevant parts of the article:

... Georgia ... Georgia... Cleveland, Ga ... Georgia ...

The Ohio variety of Clevelanders are too busy lighting the river on fire to participate in this. :-)

[Calpernia]

>>>Mr. Bridges' memo claims that teaching evolution amounts to indoctrinating students in an ancient Jewish sect's beliefs.

I wonder what the memo looked like when the Nazis had all those posters hanging in stores on random streets showing the Jews evolving from apes.

[Wormwood]

I wish a few of these elected fools would put down their Bibles and pick up Friedman's "Capitalism and Freedom" once in a while.