"Serenity now!"
Posted on 02/07/2007 1:38:00 PM PST by Jerry Reynolds
What fascinates me about mankind is how high we can soar and how low we can go.
Take for instance U.S. Navy Captain and astronaut Lisa Nowak (pronounced “No Whack”). Did I hear correctly that she wore a diaper so that she didn’t have to stop during her 1,000 mile trip from Texas to Florida to kill her boyfriend’s girlfriend? How big is her gas tank? I mean, she didn’t have to stop?
The adult diaper brand is called “Serenity.” This astronaut needed about 12 valium to find her serenity…..
There are too many extremes in this story to innumerate.
And she was apparently packing a BB gun….Hey Lisa: Phone home.
Then there are the Indiana Pacers teammates Jamaal Tinsley, Marquis Daniels and Keith McLeod involved in a fight with a bar manager early Tuesday, police said.
You think there’s a chance there’s alcohol involved in this one?
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Desperate Spacewives!
This story has more "leg time" than the runaway bride..
No cool "crazy-eye" thing, though.
She may have had "the right stuff", but apparently she just wanted to be "stuffed right";)
I was about to say that "Women in their 40s are just plain nuts" but I'll rephrase it. "Women who do some of the nuttiest things are usually in their 40s."
Maybe we can pair the two of them up for the next "Celebrity Boxing" special.
This makes the "run away Bride" media escapade look like a non story.
She had her astropanties in a wad for sure.
Somewhere in between take off and landing she got scrambled.
Sad for her and her career that she was not able to get help before her crazed land journey.
Brings a whole new meaning to Lost in Space.
Hope all involved get help and resolve their personal issues.
One account I heard said it was a CO2 powered gun. They can hurt.
A pump air rifle I have seems to have a similar muzzle velocity for the .177 pellets.
LOL Gosh, could it be that simple?
Oh, sing it, sister, sing it! LOL
Spell check is your friend but sometimes one needs an acquaintance with the English Language as well.
COLLEEN SHIPMAN
An astronut for sure!
1. Have two X chromosomes.
2. Be reasonably good-looking after a makeover.
3. Be a former military officer.
4. Be able to speak clearly and tell a review board what they want to hear.
5. Be able to read a prepared statement coherently in front of people and don't melt down in a press conference when asked the requisite fluff questions.
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