[theDentist]

3 old fossiles

[andy58-in-nh]

Come on guys, cheer up. It's not as if we won the war or anything...

[savedbygrace]

SCHUMER: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ConservaTexan]

The Democrats in the Senate would never fillibuster a vote that had enough support to p.....Nevermind.

[norwaypinesavage]

"Democratic Sens. Charles E. Schumer (right) of New York and Richard J. Durbin (center) of Illinois voted to move ahead with the war resolution yesterday."

It was not a 'war resolution', it was a 'surrender resolution'. You would think the Wash Times would get it right.

[redstates4ever]

Bringing down you and me and the rest of America, in their quest for power.

Which of Dante's circles awaits them?

[traditional1]

Dumocrats and DU'ers are deeply saddened.....

[Obie Wan]

God,this is Chuckie,if you can hear me please give all American conservatives cancer as soon as possible !!!

[Michael.SF.]

Chuckie: Left shoe brown, right shoe Black? I can't believe I did that again!

[4BoysMom]

A nerd, a turd and the unheard in the theatre of the absurd.

[Homer1]

Dick and no dick

[Married with Children]

Poor old fart has narcalepsy

[lowbridge]

Schumer: Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear.
Durbin: I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?
Schumer: They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here.
Durbin: I don't want them back.
Schumer: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.
Durbin: Underwear is underwear, Chuck.
Schumer: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Charles Schumer.
Durbin: All right, when we pass the store, we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.