The Boston voter base consists of:
Government-addicted welfare bums, mentally unstable leftover commie professors, Satanists, women with in-your-face tattoos, fourth-generation drunks, the "FDR is God" elderly, power-crazed media has-beens, paint-flinging animal rights losers, abortion enthusiasts (Catholics of course), retards still driving around with Al Gore bumper stickers, retro-hippie wannabees, gold-chained union thugs, sicko pornographers, the Jimmy Carter fan club (all three members), intellectuals who decided to act as their own lawyer in the divorce proceedings and lost everything, aging KGB agents now living in this country, Muslim jihadists who slipped in through Montreal, alien abductees (not to be confused with illegal aliens), and dead and buried voters from Joe Kennedy's era - - these make up the Boston voting elite. Oh, yeah, don’t forget the 10,000 graduates of Harvard Law School, the scariest group of all.
As a Marxachusetts resident, I can echo your sentiments and say, "Wonderfully well said!" You have a gift for the use of the language and have characterized the situation to a tee.
Sounds a lot like MexiFornia too!!