Human Breathing Causes Global Warming!

Huntington News ^ | 1/31/07 | Keli Kilohana

[Keli Kilohana]

Please note that the following graph almost exactly follows the CO2 graph.

[Keli Kilohana]

Obviously, it is the population growth of CO2 exhaling humans that are causing the rise in CO2 levels. Perhaps global warming alarmists should lead the way by not breathing (or, at least, not exhaling) as a way to stop rising CO2 levels.

[pcottraux]

See how many lefties volunteer to quit.

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

The left would like it if all humans stopped breathing - but keep the cockroaches and the mice.

[gunnedah]

The liberals will use this to accelerate abortions.

[Kimmers]

Waiting for the ban on breathing in CA.

[Mazda3Fan]

Well, I am full of hot air.

[xcamel]

I guess being a carbon based life form is really a problem, eh?

[Lunatic Fringe]

The causality of the two graphs is inconclusive.

The increased CO2 could be a result of increased use of fossil fuels due to the increase in population.

[fishtank]

New liberal slogan:

Stop global warming.
Don't Bogart the Bong!

[spaatzcadet]

what is the ppml relationship with the amount of CO2 in teh atomsphere? The units don't match on teh graph, and thus the two graps have yet to matched.

I could graph cats vs dogs and end up with the same curve, but again I don;t see that realationship between the units on the y-axis.

Yet again, irresposible mathmatics in the media. Da^^&&&!

[jpl]

The real chart that's even more damning than this one is the one that shows the comparison between the concentration in the atmosphere of carbon dioxide versus water vapor.

The biggest lie that the agenda-driven alarmists always leave out of their greenhouse gas models is that they deliberately exclude water vapor from the model.

[Charles Henrickson]

Human Breathing Causes Global Warming!

[Charles Henrickson]

WHY IT'S GETTING WARM
Tune: "Riders on the Storm"

Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm
Is it hotter than the norm
Or just turning back to form
Gore would sound the warning horn
And make cars that run on corn
Why it's getting warm

There's an inconsistent flaw
In his scientific law
There's not one single cause
For why an iceberg thaws
The conclusion that he draws
Is giving us guffaws
An inconsistent flaw

Gore, you incoherent goof
Gore, you incoherent goof
It doesn't take a sleuth
To see your lack of proof
Here's an inconvenient truth
It's still freezing in Duluth
You incoherent goof

Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm
Is it hotter than the norm
Or just turning back to form
Gore would sound the warning horn
And make cars that run on corn
Why it's getting warm

Why it's getting warm
Why it's getting warm . . .

[Conservative4Ever]

Don't hold your breath for the lefties to get over this one.

[beef]

I actually researched this a while back. Human respiration produces about 800 lbs of CO2 each year. The good news is you produce less when you are resting.

[jdub]

obesity causes global warming. Figure 300 million Americans, 33% are overweight by, lets say, 40 lbs. Thats 400 million pounds of endothermic blubber. How many kilocalories does it take to maintain this biomass at 98.6 degrees for a year?

[Rb ver. 2.0]

I'm convinced at some point scientists will tell us that the only hope for the planet is a limited nuclear war to cull the population and reduce consumption of fuels.

[far sider]

The earth has to work harder just to rotate with all those fat slobs on board. No wonder it's getting hotter.

[Argus]

Your plan would have the added benefit of also causing the dreaded Nuclear Winter - thus cooling the planet.

[Vaquero]

I thought it was all the cows that were causing the problem