[stanz]

I wish they'd let old Abe rest in peace...first he had homosexual tendencies...then it was possibly Marfan's Syndrome responsible for his height and large hands. Now his gait is being examined. How can they speculate without having his DNA to test?

[Vaquero]

....first he had homosexual tendencies..then it was possibly Marfan's Syndrome responsible for his height and large hands

MAN HANDS!!!