I had an aunt who did time for weapons smuggling for some radical group that was supposed to overthrow "Da Man." She crawled out of her hole when my grandfather died and hounded my dad for her share of the sale of his home. She then promptly vanished, and hasn't been heard from since. And that's not a bad thing, actually.
Tie-dyed Depends. Now THAT'S funny.
I always loved Ted Nugent's description of Hippies.
"When they were getting stoned and talking about peace, I was shooting my guns and stealing their women."