[beyond the sea]

Thank the Lord that I chose the life of a simple shepard.

[Cicero]

I'd rather get money from Nigeria.

[dighton]

W-F-M-J seems awfully fond of h-y-p-h-e-n-s.

[Calpernia]

There mass mailed emails. Not targetted. I got a few of those too.

[beyond the sea]

professional ping

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I just signed over to them that $132,005,365,893.43 check I got from Nigeria. Problem solved.

[layman]

send the hitman more money than that -- generally ranging from 80-thousand to 150-thousand dollars

Sure ... OK ... who should I make the check payable to?

[Mr. Jeeves]

What are you up to now? ;)

[SoothingDave]

The sender then goes on to tell the supposed target that if they send the hitman more money than that -- generally ranging from 80-thousand to 150-thousand dollars -- the hitman will leave them alone.

More money for less work? That doesn't seem right.

"Look, if Bob wants to pay you 50 large to bump me off, that's his business, but I ain't paying a dime over 25 for you to do nothing."