Worst To Best Driver’s Astrological Signs For Tickets & Accidents

Insurancehotline.com ^ | 12/17/2006 | Insurancehotline.com

[Dallas59]

Number 1 Worst :

Libra - Sept. 23 to Oct. 22

Libra is the "sign of the scales", it craves balance and consensus. Libra doesn’t like to make snap decisions. But rush hour traffic is not a time for seeking driver approval, or for being indecisive.

2nd Worst Position :

Aquarius - Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 They’re impulsive, and ruled by the Planet of speed and rebellion. Aquarians need to get a better grip behind the wheel.

3rd Worst Position :

Aries - Mar. 21 to Apr. 19

Its symbol is the ram. Not good a sign to have for avoiding accidents. Aries have a "me first" child-like nature, that drives Aries into trouble.

4th Worst Position :

Pisces - Feb. 19 to Mar. 20

This sign enjoys daydreaming. So wake up Pisces, driving in the “real world" requires your complete attention.

5th Worst Position :

Scorpio - Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

The scorpion’s instinct is to get revenge, and driving is the perfect avenue to vent a little Scorpion road rage. If you pass a Scorpio, plan on being chased.

6th Worst Position :

Taurus - Apr. 20 to May 20

The astrological sign for Taurus is the bull. They’re stubborn, and have an urge to charge at red lights.

7th Worst Position :

Sagittarius - Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

They’re risk-takers, but they’re experienced risk takers, and know that stunt driving should be left to the professionals. This is a talkative group, and they should consider putting their cell phone down and just driving.

8th Worst Position :

Capricorn - Dec. 22 to Jan. 19

Capricorn is goal oriented. They’re more concerned about the destination than the journey. They feel that the rules of the road are for other drivers to follow so that Capricorns can get to their destination faster.

9th Worst Position :

Virgo - Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

Virgos have a nervous attention to detail. They made the cover of the Car Carma book. They’d be slamming their brakes on to avoid hitting a squirrel, but cause a 10 car pile-up.

3rd Best Position :

Cancer - June 21 to July 22

They’re homebodies, and consider the roadway of drivers their extended family. But they’re a moody group, and would be the ones to honk at you for no reason at all.

2nd Best Position :

Gemini - May 21 to June 20

Geminis are the original multi-taskers. They can eat, drink, read the newspaper, shave, or apply make-up all while driving, although this is NOT recommended, even if you're a Gemini. It’s the sign of the twins; while one is driving the other co-pilots.

Number 1 Best :

Leo - Jul. 23 to Aug. 22

Leo is generous, and comfortable in sharing the roadway. They‘re known for having a huge ego, which is their driving force to be the best.

[Dallas59]

Tickets & The Driver's Sign

Here are the Astrological Signs that had the most influence over drivers, causing them to have the greatest number of tickets, from worst to best.

1. Pisces – Worst

2. Aries

3. Aquarius

4. Capricorn

5. Libra

6. Taurus

7. Scorpio

8. Leo

9. Cancer

10. Virgo

11. Sagittarius

12. Gemini – Best

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Accidents & The Driver's Sign

Here are the Astrological Signs that had the most influence over drivers, causing them to have the greatest number of accidents, from worst to best.

1. Libra – Worst

2. Scorpio

3. Capricorn

4. Aries

5. Aquarius

6. Sagittarius

7. Pisces

8. Taurus

9. Virgo

10. Gemini

11. Cancer

12. Leo – Best

[My2Cents]

I'M NUMBER 7! I'M NUMBER 7!

[ricardobaltazar]

Haha. Yeah, the date of my birth and a bunch of planets determines where how well I drive and how hardass the cops are where I live.

[Texasforever]

Well I'm number 7 in the first list. I'm a Scorpio and admit I have a temper but I have had NO accidents in my 62 years.

[BARLF]

That's me, I'm a Leo.

[jwh_Denver]

Hmmm... What sign was I born under? Oh yeah "Maternity Ward".

[ricardobaltazar]

Isn't this a pro-christian forum?

I thought that astrology was akin to paganism and satanism here?

[Texasforever]

Isn't this a pro-christian forum?

Man get that stick removed from your butt.

[BARLF]

Well, I don't believe in astrology but I like to play games.

[Jeff Chandler]

I'm a scorpio and this has been previously posted, dammit!

[Jeff Chandler]

I thought that astrology was akin to paganism and satanism here?

Yeah? Well I'm a scorpio and I'll get you for that remark!!!!!

[Texasforever]

I'm a scorpio and this has been previously posted, dammit!

Me too and I am plotting my revenge right now.

[Jeff Chandler]

Me too and I am plotting my revenge right now.

Don't start copying my plans, buddy!

[ricardobaltazar]

http://www.greatcom.org/resources/handbook_of_todays_religions/02chap01/default.htm

I do not put sticks in my butt because I am not a homosexual, which is another sin against God. Playing with astrology is akin to aligning yourself with darksided things. Do not make the same mistake as Saul when he consulted with the Witch of Endor.

[derllak]

I'm up for some scrabble! :)

[Texasforever]

I do not put sticks in my butt because I am not a homosexual, which is another sin against God.

LOL. You are trying waaay to hard.

[siznartuf]

"Geminis are the original multi-taskers.... It’s the sign of the twins; while one is driving the other co-pilots."

Gemini Here!

[onyx]

LOL -- number 6 on the first list. Taurus.

You'd better watch out for me! Says I charge at red lights....lol.

[spinestein]

[Do not make the same mistake as Saul when he consulted with the Witch of Endor.]


Was that before or after they blew up the second Death Star with the help of the Ewoks?

[onyx]

Isn't this a pro-christian forum?

We have Jews here,.....but maybe they're pro-Christian?

We also have at least one atheist.

What do you think about THAT?