[Ramius]

I have a life-size map of the United States.

I have the world's largest seashell collection. I keep it scattered on thousands of beaches.

I don't want everything. I mean, if you had everything... where would you keep it?

/steven wright :-)

[Minus_The_Bear]

wow, so many people thought of the steven wright joke!

[SaltyJoe]

A FEW WORDS FROM THE VISIONARY STEVEN WRIGHT:

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

[NCC-1701]

"...I mean, if you had everything... where would you keep it..."

If you did have averything, you would have the resources to hold all of your stuff.