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"Knife amnesty", ladies and gentlemen.
1 posted on 12/06/2006 11:05:51 PM PST by james500
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To: james500

How about, "After a slight dip in knife related crime ..."

wait for it ...

" ... levels were back to normal within weeks"

Back to normal! Well, not funny ...

Heh heh.


2 posted on 12/06/2006 11:56:10 PM PST by dr_lew
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To: james500

More proof that socialists really are dumber than rocks.


3 posted on 12/07/2006 7:29:42 AM PST by monday
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I have a drawer full of those chopsticks they give you with Chinese take-out, etc.

Could someone ping me when the "stick" amenesty starts?

I want to buy a new SUV.

Thanks


5 posted on 12/07/2006 8:27:35 AM PST by alarm rider (Not a democrat, not a republican, not a "libertarian".. A CONSERVATIVE.)
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To: james500
Hi All-

There was a time when well-equipped people were expected to have a small folding knife handy for mundane cutting chores. I can't even count the number of times each day that I turn to the helpful tool clipped to the top of my pocket. The notion of a 3" knife having primary use as a "weapon" is simply outrageous and the fantasy of socialists.

~ Blue Jays ~

6 posted on 12/07/2006 8:43:56 AM PST by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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What's next - a Spork buy-back program?


8 posted on 12/07/2006 8:52:11 AM PST by andy58-in-nh
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"Knife amnesty", ladies and gentlemen.

Knife amnesty.

Next: Rock amnesty.

10 posted on 12/07/2006 8:54:58 AM PST by Lazamataz (That's the spirit.)
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"Knife amnesty", ladies and gentlemen.

After they've taken all the guns, what did they expect to happen?

After the knives are eradicated, they'll be having to have "cricket bat amnesty".

Somewhere around the year 2050 we'll be reading stories from London about how "ladies' handbag violence is up over 400%".

14 posted on 12/07/2006 9:08:57 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (The way that you wander is the way that you choose. The day that you tarry is the day that you lose.)
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To: james500

Daddy always said, "Never go to a gun fight with a knife. You'll lose."


16 posted on 12/07/2006 9:23:48 AM PST by Doc91678 (Doc91678)
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