Chuck, the Muzzles are going to get you and Europe LONG before global warming does. THAT'S what I thought you were referring to in the headline.
Why don't you and your ancient looking girlfriend just go sit in your rockers?
Supposedly Prince Charles is a descendant of the Prophet Muhammad (the genealogical information isn't 100% certain). He may be spared by the future Muslim rulers of England on that account...provided he "reverts" to Islam (if he hasn't already done so).