these people can't find a cure for cancer and they're gonna mess with the earth's climate on a global scale? God help us!
They're launching Rosie O'Donnell into space?
it is a simple concept capable with a 15 mile (similar) square mirror, but I would guess capability is limited to no more than several hundred yards square for the present, or actual sky coverage size, if this was / is the question.
Wouldn't it be fitting if this kludge backfired and plunged the Earth into a new (permanent) ice age? Your tax dollars at work.
Oh, yeah, this can't go wrong.
Skepticism used to be the bedrock of Science...now its media attention and government grants.
I'll sue.
(I need my rays.)
I've got a better idea: Let's nudge an asteroid out of orbit and send it crashing into the Earth. The resulting dust cloud will block the Sun's harmful warmth.
Yeah, that'll end well.
If that doesn't work, they can import kudzu for ground cover, cane toads to eat all the bugs, and zebra mussels to clean up all the excess algae.
But... but... I thought the Sun had nothing to do with global warming...
I guess the esteemed climatologist forgot to take a basic orbital mechanics class in his undergrad years....
Fortunately these nutballs need funding --- Wait! OMG! the algor-san-fran-nan nutballs are in charge now, Heaven help us!
Didn't they do this in The Matrix to keep the machines from getting solar energy?
I want to bid all my FRfriends a very fond farewell while I still can. Very bad times are upon us.
I'm sure this will turn out well.(Need I add /sarc?)
Um... didn't we spend the last few decades trying to get all the evil particulate pollution OUT of the atmosphere? And now they're want to put it all back???
I like to think of myself as your basic "pave the earth" kind of guy, but suffice it to say I have a very, very bad feeling about this.
Sitting on this barstool talking like a damn fool
Got the twelve oclock news blues
And Ive given up hope on the afternoon soaps
And a bottle of cold brew
Is it any wonder Im not crazy? is it any wonder Im sane at all
Well Im so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it
I go out cruisin but Ive no place to go and all night to get there
Is it any wonder Im not a criminal?
Is it any wonder Im not in jail?
Is it any wonder Ive got
Too much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity
Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity
Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
Well, Im a jet fuel genius - I can solve the worlds problems
Without even trying
I have dozens of friends and the fun never ends
That is, as long as Im buying
Is it any wonder Im not the president
(hes not the president)
Is it any wonder Im null and void?
Is it any wonder Ive got
Too much time on my hands, its ticking away at my sanity
Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity
Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
**reverse global warming. ***
But, but I like global warming! I HATE cold weather!