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Jedi Knights seek Human Rights (where else but at the UN)
Sun UK ^
| 11-16-06
| VINCE SOODIN
Posted on 11/16/2006 3:37:46 PM PST by Rakkasan1
UNITED Nations chiefs today felt the Force from two Jedi Knights fighting for interstellar 'human rights'. Self-proclaimed Jedis ‘Umada’ and ‘Yunyun’, joined by hairy wookie Chewbacca, called for official acceptance of their ‘religion’ at London’s UN headquarters.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: jedi; morons; rights; un
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about all the UN might be good for.
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:37:48 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
I think I have lived too long
2
posted on
11/16/2006 3:40:18 PM PST
by
dforest
(Don't get fooled, the bigger struggle is still out there, and growing)
To: Rakkasan1
so two virgins went to the UN to demand intergallactic rights?
I think I've seen it all...
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:41:14 PM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(Fear the SWEATERVEST!!!!)
To: indylindy
the UN sure has(lived too long)
our taxpayer dollars at work!
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:41:59 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
To: Rakkasan1; Carling; Fast Ed97; Flavius Josephus; gopwinsin04; GOPRaleigh; GreatOne; highimpact; ...
Jim Rome ping
FReepmail me to get on or off this Jim Rome pinglist....
"Have a take, don't suck or you'll get run......."
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:42:01 PM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(Fear the SWEATERVEST!!!!)
To: Rakkasan1
You know... If you ever take notice, the UN assembly does remind you of the bar scene in Star Wars...
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:42:28 PM PST
by
Hambone02
(Need I say more?)
To: Rakkasan1
Yea so like the article says over 300,000 people put Jedi as their religion on the census, but the government go and overrule it and say that result will be discarded.
Who exactly are they to say what and what not classifies as a religion? Good luck to these people. The whole idea of polling people's religious beliefs is absurd anyway. Why not ask if we believe in astrology as well [/s]
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:42:37 PM PST
by
bobdsmith
To: Rakkasan1
Nope they have failed to stop the imprisonment of enslaved moon rocks and what about the pollution in space? Don't get me started...
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:42:48 PM PST
by
tomnbeverly
(Ted Kennedy used the KGB to undermine Reagan. Who used Al-Qaeda to undermine Bush?)
To: indylindy
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:43:25 PM PST
by
Michael Barnes
(May Satan grip the souls of those with American blood on their hands)
To: MikefromOhio
must have lost their place in line for the playstation.
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:43:35 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
((Illegal immigrants are just undocumented friends you haven't met yet!))
To: MadIvan
Ping for Dark Lords Everywhere...
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:44:40 PM PST
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: Rakkasan1
LOL
That's what I'm saying...
Maybe they hired some bums to hold their spot or something....
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:44:56 PM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(Fear the SWEATERVEST!!!!)
To: Rakkasan1
I'm sorry, but to me, the Jedi "religion" every bit as legitimate as Scientology.
/sarc
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:44:56 PM PST
by
Thrusher
("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.")
To: MikefromOhio
so two virgins went to the UN to demand intergallactic rights? Maybe they weern't virgins, they did have a wookie with them..
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:45:47 PM PST
by
Michael Barnes
(May Satan grip the souls of those with American blood on their hands)
To: Thrusher
I left out an "is" in there somewhere. I guess I just still haven't quite figured out what the meaning of "is" is, after all...
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:47:01 PM PST
by
Thrusher
("If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace.")
To: Darth Reagan
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:47:28 PM PST
by
Michael Barnes
(May Satan grip the souls of those with American blood on their hands)
To: Michael Barnes
Trust me the loser playing the Wookie is a virgin...
At least I HOPE these people aren't reproducing.
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:47:28 PM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(Fear the SWEATERVEST!!!!)
To: Rakkasan1
The minute someone can *prove* that their religion is any more valid than the Force, I'll convert.
Until then, STFU and deal with the fringes.
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:48:16 PM PST
by
Wormwood
(We broke it. We bought it.)
To: Wormwood
aha! jsut wait till the twelfth imam crawls out of that well, we'll see where you at then.
;-)
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posted on
11/16/2006 3:50:23 PM PST
by
Michael Barnes
(May Satan grip the souls of those with American blood on their hands)
To: MikefromOhio
I have seen this guy some where before. Is he the materdee at the fancy steak house in Kerny Mesa?
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