[Bernard]

But Kerry is the flesh-and-blood embodiment of the Democratic straddle

Excellent point. John Kerry does represent the Democrats - not just the straddle, but the entire party. Replace the Demo Donkey with John Kerry.

[goldstategop]

The other thing about them is they know they are against America before they are for it.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." -Manuel II Paleologus

[Dr.Deth]

Replace the Demo Donkey with John Kerry.

Would we be able to tell the difference?

Oh, right. Kerry has a longer face and bigger teeth...