Posted on 11/03/2006 7:59:00 AM PST by meg88
The solution is so simple. Just have some of their friends talk to AQ and AQ will realize that they are really nice folks and deserve no harm. DUH!
If Al Qaeda kidnapped and beheaded Jolie and Pitt...would anyone care?
Well it would certainly get the attention of many Hollywood liberal types who think we are all immune to terrorism and that we should "make nice" with the bad guys.
Truly!
(there's a little known part of that statement that's never been published)
"....except if it's your Father who left you and your Mommy when you were a baby and has said some really mean things about you that might or might not have been true...Even if he bends over backwards begging him to forgive you, you still don't have to come together. And that's my final statement on that"
Are those two still together? Who will play Mariane's lover?
Matt Damon to the rescue!
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Yep, the beheading will morph into Pearl being tickled until he wets his pants then he'll get ice cream with his new pals, exactly the way his widow wrote it in the book.
We can only hope.
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