[Xenalyte]

And workers are instructed to come up with 10 things they can do every day to make colleagues feel better.

I can think of ten ways my colleagues can make me feel better. Oddly enough, they all involve leaving me alone to do my job.

[Stoat]

And workers are instructed to come up with 10 things they can do every day to make colleagues feel better.

I can think of ten ways my colleagues can make me feel better. Oddly enough, they all involve leaving me alone to do my job.

Your independent attitude is exclusionary, elitist, and sets you apart from the Others.  You must concern yourself less with the intricacies of your job and more with achieving a communal workplace environment where all workers feel that they are part of the team regardless of their ability, intelligence, or their understanding or implementation of personal hygiene. The Individual is Nothing....the Group is Everything. Come, be part of The Group.  The Group brings Harmony, and Harmony is good for the State.  The State loves you and wants to take care of you, but it cannot unless you are an enthusiastic member of the Group.

Be as One with Us.  Resistance is futile.

 

(snicker)