[EggsAckley]

“Trust in Allah, but tether your camel."

[o_zarkman44]

Good humor!
Honestly!

[dirtbiker]

In my humble opinion, Rosie O’Donnell would make a good door prize at a white elephant sale – or any other kind of elephant sale.

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are...

[dirtbiker]

In my humble opinion, Dianne Feinstein should forget about gun control. At her age she should be concentrating on bladder control.

It'll only work if she wears a Depends over her face....Pelosi too....

[beckett]

Not very funny at all. In fact, some of it is downright awful.

As for Liebmann's diss of Conan O'Brien, here's O'Brien's commencement address to the class of 2000 at Harvard. It's one of the funniest speech's ever made, and in degees of funny, ten thousand times funnier than the piece above.

[gcruse]

"so far we found nothing in Iraq other than Weapons of Mass Miscalculation"

What amazes me in the insitutional amnesia involving convoys of Iraqi trucks heading into the Bakaa Valley in the days leading up to Bush's invasion. The items not found could easily be in Syria, beyond the reach of our incompetent intelligence agencies.

[jigsaw]

In my humble opinion, ten minutes after the 700 mile fence on the Mexican border is completed, David Gergen will be on both sides of it.

In my humble opinion, Helen Thomas ... will be required to produce her Proof of Species.

In my humble opinion, every time John Kerry makes a speech he sounds like he just took a laxative that lost its sense of direction.

LOL!!!!!