I forbid you from reading more than one book a month.
Or printing one newsletter per month.
It means bankruptcy. I have been on the one-handgun-per-month "diet" for three months now. I'm not going to be able to keep this up.
"Fortunately", Kalifornia has omitted so many fine guns from their "not unsafe" list that I will soon run out of guns that I wish to own. Maybe I need more than one of each ... maybe more than two ...