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Letterman's "Top Ten Signs Barbra Streisand's
Gone Nuts"
CBS ^
| 10/11/2006
| Letterman
Posted on 10/12/2006 2:26:33 PM PDT by edzo4
From the October 11 Late Show with Davis Letterman, prompted by her lashing out at a Bush supporter at her concert, the "Top Ten Signs Barbra Streisand's Gone Nuts."
10. When a fan shouted, "Sing 'Memories'," she beat him to death with her high heel
9. Declared jihad on Liza Minnelli
8. At conclusion of "The Way We Were," bites off the head of a bat
7. Turned down an offer to save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geico
6. Invited Mel Gibson to come over and watch "Yentl"
5. Now believes that people who need people are only the third-luckiest people in the world
4. When a cameraman accidentally photographed her from the wrong side, she shot him with a 12-gauge
3. Refers to James Brolin's "Transmission needing work" if you know what I mean
2. Finally had a nose job -- to make it bigger!
1. Well, this is her fifth farewell tour
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: babs; bushbasher; idiot
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posted on
10/12/2006 2:26:34 PM PDT
by
edzo4
To: edzo4
11. She takes off her bra.
2
posted on
10/12/2006 2:27:30 PM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
To: edzo4
3
posted on
10/12/2006 2:28:01 PM PDT
by
veronica
To: bmwcyle
No one wants to see that!!!!!
4
posted on
10/12/2006 2:28:19 PM PDT
by
quikdrw
(Life is tough....it's even tougher if you are stupid.)
To: edzo4
The irony is that the "Bush supporter" was probably just a music fan who was tired of the insipid political crapola when he paid top dollar to hear her sing.
To: edzo4
1. She's Barbra Streisand. Isn't that proof enough?
6
posted on
10/12/2006 2:29:30 PM PDT
by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
To: edzo4
7
posted on
10/12/2006 2:29:45 PM PDT
by
Millee
(A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
To: edzo4
Number 2 is the one that will make her absolutely livid. She is very sensitive about her schnoz.
8
posted on
10/12/2006 2:30:48 PM PDT
by
wideawake
("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
To: bmwcyle; Revolting cat!
"11. She takes off her bra"
Well, Babs IS queen of the S. A. G. after all.
To: bmwcyle
She takes off her bra since that picture came out I call her "bags" instead of "babs"
10
posted on
10/12/2006 2:31:06 PM PDT
by
edzo4
To: veronica; RockinRight; Millee; BigSkyFreeper
"Top Ten Signs Barbra Streisand's Gone Nuts"Top Five songs from the Streisand F.U. tour:
****
You Don't Bring Me Effin Flowers Anymore
Effin People
The Way We Effin Were
My F’n Heart Belongs To Me (and effin no one else)
He Touched F’n Me
;-)
11
posted on
10/12/2006 2:32:43 PM PDT
by
beyond the sea
( Either hold your nose on Election Day ......... or grab your ankles for the next few years)
To: quikdrw
12
posted on
10/12/2006 2:33:33 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
My eyes...my eyes. I meant when I said, "No one wants to see that."
13
posted on
10/12/2006 2:35:38 PM PDT
by
quikdrw
(Life is tough....it's even tougher if you are stupid.)
To: Teacher317
Why would a music fan go to see Streisand?
14
posted on
10/12/2006 2:36:56 PM PDT
by
MediaMole
(9/11 - We have already forgotten.)
To: wideawake
Number 2 is the one that will make her absolutely livid. She is very sensitive about her schnoz.Damned straight! She could smoke a cigar in the rain with that honker.
15
posted on
10/12/2006 2:36:56 PM PDT
by
Seamus Mc Gillicuddy
(Great minds discuss ideas, medium minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.)
To: dead
Ycchht.
Liberals- when they try to smile their mouths only scowl and their eyes don't even make an effort.
16
posted on
10/12/2006 2:38:24 PM PDT
by
piasa
(Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
To: bmwcyle
You mean like she did in "Meet the Fockers?"
17
posted on
10/12/2006 2:41:46 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
To: MediaMole
It was at Madison Sq. Garden in NEW YORK
18
posted on
10/12/2006 2:45:33 PM PDT
by
OldFriend
(Should we wait for them to come and kill us again? President Karzai 9/26/06)
To: edzo4
Am I the onliest one who thinks that is just plain lame? Has David Letterman ever been funny? I must be missing that gene or something.
19
posted on
10/12/2006 2:45:39 PM PDT
by
Past Your Eyes
(Do what you love and the ridicule will follow.)
To: Teacher317
that was my first thought also. the guy just wanted to hear the fat lady sing.
20
posted on
10/12/2006 2:46:11 PM PDT
by
stylin19a
("Klaatu Barada Nikto")
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