I'd pay for that.
Back in the day, a couple of guys in my squadron were flying a "low level" training mission in F-4's, they decided to take it down "on the deck" and were flying at only 50 feet ( 300 was standard for a low level). As they popped over a ridge, they caught sight of a picnic table with a spread and family having a picnic RIGHT THERE. The WSO looked back in the mirrors and saw the table go up and over and watched the family get blown around by the jet wash. No one got hurt but they were not amused....
Best friends employing the latest relaxation technique.