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1 posted on 10/03/2006 8:27:22 PM PDT by dighton
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Someone stole my wedding idea so here is my other idea.

Kerry and Angelides demonstrate what they learned at French Commando School.
58 posted on 10/03/2006 9:26:36 PM PDT by Sensei Ern (http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy)
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61 posted on 10/03/2006 9:28:26 PM PDT by Shermy
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Kids! There are two different models of the "Dweeb Doll", just squeeze their nose and they will throw their hands in the air and giggle.

Pull the string in their backs and they will say the funniest and most outrageous political crack ups. Fun for the whole family. And not to worry Mom, the dolls are not anatomically correct except for democrats.
65 posted on 10/03/2006 9:33:20 PM PDT by MissAmericanPie
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"The crowd seems to be a little subdued, Phil. Let's start . . . THE WAVE!"

71 posted on 10/03/2006 9:54:24 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Jean-Fraud Kerry.)
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72 posted on 10/03/2006 10:08:15 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX (Bible Thumper and Proud!))
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Look at us! Gay Marriage in California can work!

74 posted on 10/03/2006 10:12:32 PM PDT by kAcknor (Don't flatter yourself.... It is a gun in my pocket.)
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ANGELIDES: How long do I have to hold this smile?

KERRY: As long as they keep clapping. The peasants love this stuff.

ANGELIDES: What kind of wine did you say we're having with our gourmet dinner after we're done with this sh*t?

KERRY: A rare French Burgundy. I had it flown in on my private plane.

ANGELIDES: Knowing we can get away from all this riff raff in a little while makes it bearable...I guess.

KERRY: Trust me. You'll get used to putting up with them for a few hours a day and then you can escape to spend the evening with the ruling class.

ANGELIDES: Boy, my Ma would never believe I'm moving in this circle!

KERRY: Keep smiling, punk!

ANGELIDES: Yes, your highness.


75 posted on 10/03/2006 10:19:12 PM PDT by hardworking
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Kerry: That is a nice watch Band, Phil.
Angelides: It is not a watch Band. It is a support bracelet, similar to yours
Kerry: Brown? What does that support?
Angelides: Sodomy, welcome to California.

77 posted on 10/03/2006 10:36:04 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (Liberals would let Mark Foley be a Boy Scout leader.)
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Senator John Kerry and his intern make it official.

79 posted on 10/04/2006 12:15:32 AM PDT by JennysCool
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81 posted on 10/04/2006 5:19:17 AM PDT by OESY
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97 posted on 10/04/2006 7:19:55 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God." (Psalm 53:1))
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100 posted on 10/04/2006 8:50:21 AM PDT by BJClinton (Celebrate diversity: re-elect Congressman Foley!)
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(This is usually a low volume ping)


102 posted on 10/04/2006 9:34:30 AM PDT by RebelTex (Help cure diseases: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1548372/posts)
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The man who coordinated Dukakis in California with John I fought in Viet Nam Kerry.

Two Democrats looking for a Tank.


103 posted on 10/04/2006 9:44:18 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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...you put yer left foot in, take your left foot out......

106 posted on 10/04/2006 12:52:19 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)
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110 posted on 10/05/2006 8:18:04 PM PDT by matt1234
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112 posted on 10/07/2006 11:14:52 PM PDT by devolve (now_playing--CLINTON CONFESSION--.wav_parody starring Slick Willie "BJ" Blythe-Clinton)
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Angelides: "And now iz der time on Sprockets ven ve dance!"

116 posted on 10/07/2006 11:36:32 PM PDT by WestVirginiaRebel (Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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