1 posted on
10/03/2006 8:27:22 PM PDT by
dighton
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To: dighton
Someone stole my wedding idea so here is my other idea.
Kerry and Angelides demonstrate what they learned at French Commando School.
58 posted on
10/03/2006 9:26:36 PM PDT by
Sensei Ern
(http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy)
To: dighton; FairOpinion
61 posted on
10/03/2006 9:28:26 PM PDT by
Shermy
To: dighton
Kids! There are two different models of the "Dweeb Doll", just squeeze their nose and they will throw their hands in the air and giggle.
Pull the string in their backs and they will say the funniest and most outrageous political crack ups. Fun for the whole family. And not to worry Mom, the dolls are not anatomically correct except for democrats.
To: dighton; mikrofon; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim
"The crowd seems to be a little subdued, Phil. Let's start . . . THE WAVE!"
To: dighton
"And now, a reminder from our sponsors--don't forget that the DNC Bobblehead Dolls go on sale soon! Don't miss out!"
72 posted on
10/03/2006 10:08:15 PM PDT by
pillut48
(CJ in TX (Bible Thumper and Proud!))
To: dighton
Look at us! Gay Marriage in California can work!
74 posted on
10/03/2006 10:12:32 PM PDT by
kAcknor
(Don't flatter yourself.... It is a gun in my pocket.)
To: dighton
ANGELIDES: How long do I have to hold this smile?
KERRY: As long as they keep clapping. The peasants love this stuff.
ANGELIDES: What kind of wine did you say we're having with our gourmet dinner after we're done with this sh*t?
KERRY: A rare French Burgundy. I had it flown in on my private plane.
ANGELIDES: Knowing we can get away from all this riff raff in a little while makes it bearable...I guess.
KERRY: Trust me. You'll get used to putting up with them for a few hours a day and then you can escape to spend the evening with the ruling class.
ANGELIDES: Boy, my Ma would never believe I'm moving in this circle!
KERRY: Keep smiling, punk!
ANGELIDES: Yes, your highness.
To: dighton
Kerry: That is a nice watch Band, Phil.
Angelides: It is not a watch Band. It is a support bracelet, similar to yours
Kerry: Brown? What does that support?
Angelides: Sodomy, welcome to California.
77 posted on
10/03/2006 10:36:04 PM PDT by
Michael.SF.
(Liberals would let Mark Foley be a Boy Scout leader.)
To: dighton
Senator John Kerry and his intern make it official.
To: dighton
81 posted on
10/04/2006 5:19:17 AM PDT by
OESY
To: dighton
97 posted on
10/04/2006 7:19:55 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God." (Psalm 53:1))
To: dighton
100 posted on
10/04/2006 8:50:21 AM PDT by
BJClinton
(Celebrate diversity: re-elect Congressman Foley!)
To: dighton; cabojoe; Conspiracy Guy; Lady Jag; Zacs Mom; glock rocks; MeekOneGOP; sam_paine; ...
Pinging my humor ping list - freepmail me if you want on or off this list.
(This is usually a low volume ping)
102 posted on
10/04/2006 9:34:30 AM PDT by
RebelTex
(Help cure diseases: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1548372/posts)
To: dighton
The man who coordinated Dukakis in California with John I fought in Viet Nam Kerry.
Two Democrats looking for a Tank.
103 posted on
10/04/2006 9:44:18 AM PDT by
longtermmemmory
(VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
To: dighton
...you put yer left foot in, take your left foot out......
106 posted on
10/04/2006 12:52:19 PM PDT by
Hi Heels
(Don't you wish there were a knob on the computer to turn up the intelligence?)
To: dighton
To: potlatch
112 posted on
10/07/2006 11:14:52 PM PDT by
devolve
(now_playing--CLINTON CONFESSION--.wav_parody starring Slick Willie "BJ" Blythe-Clinton)
To: dighton
Angelides: "And now iz der time on Sprockets ven ve dance!"
116 posted on
10/07/2006 11:36:32 PM PDT by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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