LOL! That reminds me of a joke Tommy Franks told us when I was in Saudi just before the war in 2003.
"I just got back from Afghanistan yesterday. I didn't see Bin Laden but I talked to one of his wives. You know what she said? BHAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
LOL! I didn't know bin Laden was a New Zealander!!!!
Q: Why do arabs wear flowing robes?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.