1. Kerry couldnt kick his way out of a wet paper bag.
2. In Viet Nam he ran his boat out of harms way I dont think he would ever fight where he couldnt run.
3. He only served 4 months of a tour in Viet Nam, because if he hadnt left his own side would have sunk him.
4. You dont get purple hearts for band-aid wounds in a chain saw fight.
5.Kerry cant fight with the chain saw until he signs his form 180.
6.Kerry claims he had two tours in Viet nam. The first tour he never went ashore.
7. Maybe Kerry would chain saw fight in white tights, he sems to love appearing in tights with that stupid looking bicycle helmet on.
Kerry isn't American enough to hold a chainsaw. It takes a certain kind of individual to wield a chainsaw. And Kerry isn't it.