Big is beautiful on the Milan catwalk

I'm going to hunt you down like the dog that you are! As soon as I stop gagging.......

21 posted on 09/24/2006 8:02:49 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s...you weren't really there.)

22 posted on 09/24/2006 8:09:02 AM PDT by ivy (If you can't bomb the enemy at a funeral, then why are you fighting the war?)

Or they walk with white canes.

Or they walk with white coats.

23 posted on 09/24/2006 8:13:45 AM PDT by Graymatter (TV-free and clean for 3 years, 4 months.)

I agree. We could have stopped after the first one, who looks far better than the 80 pound models they usually use in fashion shows.

24 posted on 09/24/2006 8:13:49 AM PDT by BW2221

25 posted on 09/24/2006 8:14:24 AM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)

"Sorry, couldn't resist!"

This is a thread about plus sized models, not dairy cows. How did you jump the track?

26 posted on 09/24/2006 8:18:56 AM PDT by FastCoyote

Damn, is that Monica?! She needs to lay off the oral protein injections!

27 posted on 09/24/2006 8:28:03 AM PDT by randog (What the...?!)

"A fat woman sloshed into the shoe store today. Said she was retaining water. I told her not to worry the dam of cellulite should keep us all safe for the next few years!"

"A fat woman clip-clops into the shoestore today and says "I want something I can feel comfortable in." so I said "Try Wyoming!"."

Fat Lady: I want my money back. I've worn these shoes only once and they split at the sides.
Al: Let me explain something to you, ma'am. These shoes are just like elevators: there's a 2 ton weight limit. How about I just nail the soles to the bottom of your feet to give you added traction while you're pulling the ice wagon.
Fat Lady: You'll be hearing from my attorney.
Al: Is that the law firm of Haagen & Dazs?

"A fat woman walked into the shoe store today. She was so fat, she had three smaller women orbiting around her."

"A woman comes into the shoestore today, so huge she's protected by GreenPeace. She asked for a pair of sixe 4 so I asked if she'd eat them here or take them home. Then she has the nerver to complain about my performnce!"

"A fat woman godzillas into the shoe store today, she asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly I suggest she wear a sign that says "Don't shoot! From the front I look human!"."

“A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a Christmas party. I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as the world’s largest, ugliest tree!”

28 posted on 09/24/2006 8:42:37 AM PDT by lowbridge (I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)

What a pretty girl...

This guy would most definitely approve:

29 posted on 09/24/2006 8:47:10 AM PDT by Darnright (http://media.putfile.com/Webb-on-Allen)

Hols teen Heifer!!!!!

30 posted on 09/24/2006 8:47:45 AM PDT by buck61

Well, there went my lunch.

31 posted on 09/24/2006 8:53:59 AM PDT by stbdside

To: MadIvan; All

I'm truly sorry my sick little joke created so much intestinal distress. But, it's not my fault, ~~Bush~~ the Devil made me do it!

32 posted on 09/24/2006 9:40:20 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Democrats are guilty of whatever they scream the loudest about.)

This 80-pound size 0 woman is very happy being my size than plus size.

33 posted on 09/24/2006 9:42:18 AM PDT by GOP_Lady

To: Still Thinking

I actually know guys who think she's good looking.

I'd like Stevie Wonder's autograph...next time you're together.

34 posted on 09/24/2006 9:44:09 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)

35 posted on 09/24/2006 9:47:57 AM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)

Wow! Busts, hips and bottoms! Imagine allowing those to be shown in public!!! How ghastly! ;)

36 posted on 09/24/2006 10:21:08 AM PDT by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)

Oh, for the Love of God...I'm still eating breakfast! Next time, please post a barf alert.

37 posted on 09/24/2006 11:30:43 AM PDT by Azzurri

38 posted on 09/24/2006 11:34:43 AM PDT by null and void (There's no nothing. End of report. Any questions?)

I could bite into that, and pray for lockjaw!

39 posted on 09/24/2006 11:41:27 AM PDT by 75thOVI (I need a sheep to keep me warm thro' the night!)

Ahhh, a real woman.

Very Nice. =-)

40 posted on 09/24/2006 11:45:16 AM PDT by Dr.Zoidberg (Mohammedism - Bringing you only the best of the 6th century for fourteen hundred years.)

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