Better not let Slick Willie get near it, or he might try to have sex with it.
There is precedent of interest...
From Time magazine. 6/17/96 p. 104
refers to "Juanita" a recently discovered Inca mummy
"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy!"---Bill Clinton
Some like it hot,
some like it cold,
Slick Willie likes it
3 million years old.