I got in a tiff the other day with a FReeper that is SURE that Western Civilization Itself will fall apart if he isn't allowed to use his cell phone while driving.
Worst case of megalomania I have seen since Will Pitt.
I've nearly been taken out several times by drivers blowing off stop signs whilst talking, and I'm not talking about rolling through them, either. The only thing that may end for that guy is his life. Western Civ will go on without him and his cell phone.
I recall some time ago, a FReeper said he was helping clean up a nasty accident and when they moved the driver's body, a cell phone fell out of his charred hand.