[Hawthorn]

Here's who should pay the bill, seeing as how they got so much mileage out of the fiasco:

Greta von Suffering -- $9908.67

Larry the King -- $9908.66

Nancy dis Grace -- $9908.67

(I charged Larry a tad less because he's so pathetic.)

[Inge_CAV]

You forgot Rita Cosby and her trip to downtown Hamilton, AL. She was broadcsting live and the temps must have been 95 degrees with humidity almost the same.

[Uncle Meat]

Don't forget Rita"Polly Purebred"Crosby chasing him around like a lovesick groupie.