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Five Fat Girls Sought ("flurry of chubby fists")
The Smoking Gun ^ | August 9, 2006 | TSG

Posted on 08/22/2006 3:41:35 AM PDT by mcg2000

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To: goldstategop

Just think of the vapor trail if they wore corduroy pants (while they ran into the night)?!


41 posted on 08/22/2006 5:47:14 AM PDT by mcg2000 (New Orleans: The city that declared Jihad against The Red Cross.)
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To: mcg2000

Now, if homeland security were in charge of this case everyone in toledo would be stopped and searched instead of just the corpulent of color.


42 posted on 08/22/2006 5:55:13 AM PDT by prov1813man
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To: Xenalyte
Wanted for questioning as a "person of interest":

LOL!!

43 posted on 08/22/2006 5:55:14 AM PDT by Allegra (RIP FReeper FLYER. You will be greatly missed.)
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To: sportutegrl
"On Wednesday, I waited in the parking lot for an hour with two gallons of milk, but they didn't show."

Try bringing a box of Oreo Cookies next time...

44 posted on 08/22/2006 5:58:46 AM PDT by gridlock (The 'Pubbies will pick up at least TWO seats in the Senate and FOUR seats in the House in 2006)
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To: Allegra

Although Rhonetta's pretty mean, and might not need four accomplices to thug someone's milk.


45 posted on 08/22/2006 5:58:54 AM PDT by Xenalyte (No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
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To: small voice in the wilderness

Sounds like they will need to be on gallon jugs, a carton would be too small...


46 posted on 08/22/2006 6:03:45 AM PDT by WV Mountain Mama (I seem to have lost my easy button.)
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To: mcg2000


47 posted on 08/22/2006 6:07:03 AM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: WV Mountain Mama

Thailand??


48 posted on 08/22/2006 6:12:39 AM PDT by LivingNet
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To: mcg2000

What's with all the keywords?


49 posted on 08/22/2006 6:24:03 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: kinoxi
I have not seen the 'hefty felons' around here...

Rut-Roh...is 'hefty felons' profiling?

Cops should BOLO for crumbs and empty snack packages in the general area....
50 posted on 08/22/2006 6:34:25 AM PDT by hummingbird (Bloggers killed the Media Stars.)
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To: mcg2000

this sounds like a young black woman who once worked as a summer intern in the ins when i was an agent there-she was certainly no criminal,but one morning she came in with two dozen Dunknin'Donuts-i told her she shouldn't be buying donuts for the office on what she was making there-she said without batting an eye-oh,these are for me-gag!!-she was sort of FAT,or need i even mention that?


51 posted on 08/22/2006 6:46:15 AM PDT by steamroller
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To: mcg2000

LOL!

I've got a water gun loaded with Slim-Fast, and I'm not afraid to use it!


52 posted on 08/22/2006 7:24:49 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne (Suicide Bomb Instructor: "Now pay attention, I'm only gonna do this once...")
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To: Mr. Brightside

In musical words, "Polly wolly, waddle all day..."

Can't remember the performer, black shirt, white suit and Panama hat, 2 tone shoes, dark glasses, did a bleach or detergent commercial once....


53 posted on 08/22/2006 7:39:44 AM PDT by skepsel
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To: small voice in the wilderness

hmmmm, a perfect ironic situation: *Have you seen these girls*? Posted on milk cartons, of course.



But it would take all 4 sides.


54 posted on 08/22/2006 7:47:00 AM PDT by WKB (If I send you a blank reply that means I have nothing else to say to you.)
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55 posted on 08/22/2006 8:00:44 AM PDT by redstates4ever
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To: cjshapi

Sounds like these ladies were practitioners of the ancient martial art of rotun-do.


56 posted on 08/22/2006 8:53:21 AM PDT by Junior (Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
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To: mcg2000
He was unable to provide a detailed description of the attackers, except to estimate the total weight at just over half a ton.
57 posted on 08/22/2006 10:01:47 AM PDT by ricks_place
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To: mcg2000

This is nothing compared to the disorderly conduct incident an hour later where five minority, female, Persons of Size (POS - Southwest Airlines term) were fighting over which ones weighed 220 pounds and which ones only weighed 180 pounds.


58 posted on 08/22/2006 10:20:02 AM PDT by Natty Bumppo@frontier.net (The facts of life are conservative -- Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Yo-Yo

Keywords can be added any any poster at any time ... I originally had two keywords: "Toledo" and "Ohio".


59 posted on 08/23/2006 3:37:43 AM PDT by mcg2000 (New Orleans: The city that declared Jihad against The Red Cross.)
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60 posted on 08/23/2006 12:26:10 PM PDT by redstates4ever
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