If you're so irritated at being the oldest, there is one way you won't be anymore.
BTW - have you heard the latest business news? ANOTHER F.O.B. CEO has skipped the country to avoid charges. It's amazing how many of those who ran up the market in the Decade of Decadence (1990's) are in jail, fines, or skipped the country. Only Mark Rich got his pardon before clintoon left office.
Which one?