Clinton, every birthday you have brings the good people of the country closer to the time when we shall all stand in line to piss on your grave.
To do that would be illegal and is not recommended by any self respecting person, let alone a conservative. You should be embarrassed to even suggest such a thing. We are better then that.
Me? I plan to use a cup and the men's room, then simply water his grave. Mission accomplished, and no laws broken!