Couric gets theme similar to Titanic.
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves
Posted on 08/04/2006 10:27:43 PM PDT by xp38
Couric gets theme similar to Titanic.
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves
Putting lipstick on a pig (the newscast, not Katie).
I vote for "Send in the Clowns." Any other ideas?
Putting lipstick on a pig (both the newscast & Katie).
How about "Lies" by the Knickerbockers?
Todays Laura Igrahms listener voted overwhelmingly for "send in the clowns" for the new theme song.
That's the problem, they are not focused on News! How 'bout sticking to the facts.
The Sex Pistols Liar might fit :)
Liar
Lie lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie
Tell me why tell me why
Why d'you have to lie
Should've realised that
Should've told the truth
Should've realised
You know what I'll do
You're in suspension
You're a liar
Now I wanna know know know know
I wanna know why you never
Look me in the face
Broke a confidence just to please
Your ego should've realised
You know what I know
You're in suspension
You're a liar
I know where you go everybody you know
I know everything that do or say
So when you tell lies
I'll always be in your way
I'm nobody's fool and I know all
'Cos I know what I know
You're in suspension you're a liar
You're a liar you're a liar
Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie
Lie lie lie lie liar you lie lie lie lie
I think you're funny you're funny ha ha
I don't need it don't need your blah blah
Should've realised I know what you are
You're in suspension you're in suspension
You're in suspension you're a liar
You're a liar you're a liar
Lie lie
I wonder if they'll have breaking stories about PMS. And maybe Celine Dion can sing the theme song...
Katy Couric is going to flop so bad. Nobody will take her seriously as an anchor. And her politics is the same old leftism from CBS. She'll last about 5 years tops; her ratings will get worse every year.
....how about the theme song to "Captain Kangaroo"...
Five months tops (a year at the outside, unless CBS is just idiotically obstinate ... well now, maybe five years after all!).
Someone should watch and see how much time is spent on NEWS and how much on OPINION and fluff. Just for one show... any volunteers??
Sink the Bismark
There's Got to be a Morning After
The Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald
I can't stomach CBS and Couric for that long. Yuck
Lightfoot ping!
...I'd rather have a root canal.
Nah. Not Captain Kangaroo.
I vote for the theme song from "Leave it to Beaver".
Let's all tune in for the theme song and before she can open her mouth we all go click.
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