[USNBandit]

I hope they have land use laws or Crawford is screwed. You can pack a bunch of smelly hippies on 5 acres.

[ASA Vet]

Maybe the County can use immanent domain to take her land for construction of a public toilet.

[alice_in_bubbaland]

I also have to wonder if there are any stalking laws on the books in Crawford. This woman is one sick individual.

[roaddog727]

1 Hippie per 3.5 square meters (international refugee figures) = approx 1 hippie per 35 square feet (SF). Divide 1 acre (43,560 SF) by 35 SF/Hippie gets you 1,244.6 (round up) to 1,245 hippies per acre. Multiply by 5 acres gets you 6,225 hippies per 5 acre plot.

Now, because hippies never follow the rules, double the number and that gets you 12,450 hippies per 5 acre plot.

Said hippies will quickly exhaust their resources as well as VERY quickly turn this 5 acre plot into a 5 acre land fill (human waste as well as solid waste accumulation).

I figure no more than 2 weeks ate a max load to make the entire 5 acre parcel uninhabitable.

No probs.

[mrmargaritaville]

All they have to do is call Eric Cartman-he knows how to deal with hippies.

[Kenton]

I hope they have land use laws or Crawford is screwed. You can pack a bunch of smelly hippies on 5 acres.

I bet if they don't, they soon will.

Hope she plans to put up a nice house that will increase the tax base, so the land won't be "underutilized" and seized under eminent domain... because I normally disapprove of eminent domain, but that would leave me real conflicted-like...

[Doctor Raoul]

The town of Crawford was scared of Cindy and her ilk last year. Imagine the bar scene in Starwars sets up in your backyard.

Went past the "Peace House", what a zoo that was with porta pottys in the front yard.