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The Mirror Has Two Faces, and Two Chins (caption Barabra Striesand)
TMZ.com ^ | 7.27.06 | flynet

Posted on 07/27/2006 12:05:55 PM PDT by gopwinsin04

The Mirror Has Two Faces -- and Two Chins

Oscar-winner Barbra Streisand was in total "Desperate Housewives" mode as she showed up in public at the construction site of her new home in Los Angeles Wednesday, sporting frumpy -- everything.

Let's hope (for her sake) the disheveled diva cleans up before her high-priced concert tour in October.


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1 posted on 07/27/2006 12:05:57 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

Funny Frump


2 posted on 07/27/2006 12:07:02 PM PDT by eastsider
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To: gopwinsin04

ACK!


3 posted on 07/27/2006 12:08:17 PM PDT by Thrusher ("...there is no peace without victory.")
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To: eastsider

She is a beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside.


4 posted on 07/27/2006 12:08:24 PM PDT by babaloo
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To: gopwinsin04
The tape measure is to see how small James Brolin's "tool" has shrunk since being married to her.
5 posted on 07/27/2006 12:08:37 PM PDT by msnimje (Uni-FAIL - UN peace keeping force in Lebanon has lived up to its name.)
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To: gopwinsin04

"AHHHH MY EYES!!!!"


6 posted on 07/27/2006 12:08:52 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: gopwinsin04

Hmmm. She's the same age as my mom and looks 15-20 years older.


7 posted on 07/27/2006 12:09:26 PM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: gopwinsin04

Good lord! She must NEVER again forget to put on a brassiere when she leaves her house!


8 posted on 07/27/2006 12:09:56 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: gopwinsin04

You REALLY don't send me flowers anymore.


9 posted on 07/27/2006 12:10:01 PM PDT by npg
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To: gopwinsin04

WOW....I am speechless.


10 posted on 07/27/2006 12:10:28 PM PDT by Conservative4Ever (VENGEANCE FOR OUR FALLEN WARRIORS......NOW!!)
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To: gopwinsin04
If I were a plastic surgeon, I'd consider BS to be a walking retirement fund.
11 posted on 07/27/2006 12:11:07 PM PDT by HEY4QDEMS (Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
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To: gopwinsin04
Let's hope (for her sake) the disheveled diva cleans up before her high-priced concert tour in October

Isn't it her last concert tour, Again?

12 posted on 07/27/2006 12:11:35 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: gopwinsin04

Is that a tape measure in her hand?

Oh brother (rolling eyes)

As if she is going to do actual work.


13 posted on 07/27/2006 12:11:54 PM PDT by conservativebabe
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To: gopwinsin04
Amazing what some Air Brushing can do for a photo


14 posted on 07/27/2006 12:12:08 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: npg

When you have a bazillion dollars, a million gay fans, and no need to be apealling to a man, you just don't have to give a cr@p.


15 posted on 07/27/2006 12:12:08 PM PDT by 50sDad (ST3d: Real Star Trek 3d Chess: http://my.ohio.voyager.net/~abartmes/tactical.htm)
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To: gopwinsin04

the force of gravity is exceptionally strong in Malibu


16 posted on 07/27/2006 12:12:18 PM PDT by npg
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To: gopwinsin04

She looks like a perfect fit for a remake of Harold and Maude.


17 posted on 07/27/2006 12:12:49 PM PDT by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Hating Bush must be doing a number on Barb!!!


18 posted on 07/27/2006 12:13:27 PM PDT by Toidylop
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To: gopwinsin04

She's gonna win the "Helen Thomas Look-Alike Contest" soon, I think..........


19 posted on 07/27/2006 12:13:52 PM PDT by traditional1
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To: gopwinsin04

Age does a number on ALL of us.


20 posted on 07/27/2006 12:14:11 PM PDT by i_dont_chat (I have the right to offend. You can take offense or not.)
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To: gopwinsin04

YIKES!!!.....age is not being kind to B.S.


21 posted on 07/27/2006 12:14:25 PM PDT by auto power
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To: npg

Is that a Hildabeast-Designs pants suit she's wearing?


22 posted on 07/27/2006 12:15:11 PM PDT by traditional1
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To: gopwinsin04
Poor Jimmy Brolin has to see this mess all the time. Obviously married her for the money, not this look.
23 posted on 07/27/2006 12:15:48 PM PDT by bfree (Liberalism-the yellow meat,)
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To: auto power

Her arms do not match her body. Can you have lipo on your arms?


24 posted on 07/27/2006 12:16:17 PM PDT by babaloo
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To: gopwinsin04

My wife doubts it's her, and so do I.


25 posted on 07/27/2006 12:17:13 PM PDT by Grut
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To: wideawake
Heh. MY mother turns 80 in August and she looks SO much better than old Barb! And she hasn't got anything like the money Barb does, but she has a much sweeter disposition.

Of course, when she was younger, she looked like Sophia Loren, not Barb.

I don't take after that side of the family!

26 posted on 07/27/2006 12:19:01 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: Grut

if i looked like that i would hope people would doubt it also


27 posted on 07/27/2006 12:20:06 PM PDT by italianquaker (Democrats and media can't win elections at least they can win their phony polls.)
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To: bfree

James Brolin must wonder if God is out to get him sometimes.


28 posted on 07/27/2006 12:22:00 PM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

As much as I dislike Barbra's politics, speaking as a 50-something guy, I not only don't care that she looks like a frumpy old lady, I fully expect to her to look like a frumpy old lady. God forbid someone is out there with a camera this afternoon while I'm weeding the garden - it sure as hell won't show the svelte fellow who used to run five miles a day back in the early 1980s. So she's fat and homely. It's part of living. That grimace on her face, though, really shows the glowering impact of liberalism on the soul.


29 posted on 07/27/2006 12:22:13 PM PDT by redpoll (redpoll)
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To: gopwinsin04

That can't possibly be her! LOL, what satisfaction I will feel if it really is.


30 posted on 07/27/2006 12:22:33 PM PDT by mombonn (God is looking for spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Bush's fault!


31 posted on 07/27/2006 12:23:25 PM PDT by evets (God bless president George W. Bush!)
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To: gopwinsin04

You sure that's not Penny Marshall?


32 posted on 07/27/2006 12:23:28 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
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Someone should put in a call to Manitowoc Crane Co. She needs a lift.


33 posted on 07/27/2006 12:23:46 PM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (BTUs are my Beat.)
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To: gopwinsin04

There are two other pics on the linked URL


34 posted on 07/27/2006 12:23:52 PM PDT by freedomlover (This tagline has been pulled - - - - OK?)
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To: AnAmericanMother

I'd put my eyes out before I'd go home to that frumpy ol' bit**. Arrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh! Ain't enough viagra or booze in the world to make her look good. I think she suffers from the HT* Syndrome.



*Helen Thomas


35 posted on 07/27/2006 12:24:02 PM PDT by geezerwheezer (get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
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To: gopwinsin04

Peepholes....People who need peepholes...


36 posted on 07/27/2006 12:24:15 PM PDT by Tall_Texan (I wish a political party would come along that thinks like I do.)
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To: msnimje

Your gonna need a micrometer. Tape mearsure probably isn't gonna do it.


37 posted on 07/27/2006 12:24:21 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
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To: AmericanMade1776

Why are the Liberals wearing so much black?

38 posted on 07/27/2006 12:24:31 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: gopwinsin04

Where was the Spooky Vision warning!!


39 posted on 07/27/2006 12:24:34 PM PDT by WV Mountain Mama (God bless Israel and their men and women fighting against an evil, cowardly enemy.)
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To: gopwinsin04

Fugg-Leee!


40 posted on 07/27/2006 12:25:39 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: msnimje

Are they married? I thought he was just a concubine.


41 posted on 07/27/2006 12:25:53 PM PDT by Mamzelle
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To: babaloo
Her arms do not match her body. Can you have lipo on your arms?

Yes! there was thread here about it just the other day (from Houston). Do a search.

42 posted on 07/27/2006 12:27:09 PM PDT by Tall_Texan (I wish a political party would come along that thinks like I do.)
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43 posted on 07/27/2006 12:27:21 PM PDT by debg
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To: geezerwheezer

I have heard of 2-baggers, but something tells old James is gonna need more bags...


44 posted on 07/27/2006 12:27:35 PM PDT by WV Mountain Mama (God bless Israel and their men and women fighting against an evil, cowardly enemy.)
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To: Toidylop

You beat me to it.

It's doing a number on all the smug, arrogant, condescending, self-righteous, hateful and treasonous Dims.

It's all that bile backing up in their hearts and, I was going to say brains, but,....


45 posted on 07/27/2006 12:27:45 PM PDT by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam.)
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To: AmericanMade1776
Why are the Liberals wearing so much black?

Because it makes them look slimmer?

46 posted on 07/27/2006 12:29:09 PM PDT by jellybean (Proud to be an Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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47 posted on 07/27/2006 12:30:34 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: gopwinsin04

The mirror crack'd


48 posted on 07/27/2006 12:30:36 PM PDT by doctor noe
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To: debg
Looks like she should be holding a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, like most of the folks we see on Cops.
49 posted on 07/27/2006 12:30:58 PM PDT by FortWorthPatriot (Semper Fidelis)
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To: gopwinsin04
You don't bring me flowers - or a comb - anymore!
50 posted on 07/27/2006 12:31:45 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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