i'm pretty sure i remember Jesus saying somewhere, um, that we should cut, um, people's heads off if they don't agree with us. nuthin' about that heaven or hell judgment stuff.
Or was it " Murder helpless innocent women and children, take slaves, sneak attack without provocation, for I have no power or ability to get you into heaven"
No wait that was muuuuhamhead (Pigs be inseminating him)!