After an accident the company sent home the remains of a dear distant old relative of mine in a basket, with the remark, "Please state what figure you hold him at--and return the basket." Now there couldn't be anything friendlier than that.
Hilarious!
8 posted on 07/04/2006 8:46:44 AM PDT by Recovering Hermit
(Apparently, most who protest for peace do so at the expense of hygiene.)
The entire speech is chock full of stuff just like that; he manages to zing the Railroad companies, the Congress, and the American Judicial system, to name but a few of his targets.
9 posted on 07/04/2006 8:50:36 AM PDT by longshadow
(FReeper #405, entering his ninth year of ignoring nitwits, nutcases, and recycled newbies)