Al Qaeda vows revenge for Zarqawi's death

I'm just glad to be able to write "Z-Man" without it being confusing anymore.

You're next, Z-Man!

Keep making tapes, one mistake is all we need...

41 posted on 06/23/2006 2:29:47 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Free Iran! WARNING! Forbidden Cartoon: .. . *-O)) :-{>. . . .)

To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity

Every time they release some bluster like this, I am reminded of this guy:

42 posted on 06/23/2006 2:30:49 PM PDT by GaltMeister (“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.”)

We need someone to post that funny Monty Python skit with the knight who has his arms cut off....

43 posted on 06/23/2006 2:31:21 PM PDT by fortheDeclaration (Am I therefore become your enemy because I tell you the truth? (Gal.4:16))

Ayman al-Zawahiri vowing to avenge the death of the network's Iraq frontman Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

I see a fiery death in your future:

F-15E Strike Eagle

44 posted on 06/23/2006 2:31:26 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity ("Sharpei diem - Seize the wrinkled dog.")

To: reagan_fanatic

I just really wish Islam would go away. Really, just go away. These psychotic nutcases have held the world at the point of the sword for 1400 years. They were knocked back only when the (newly minted) US refused to play.

Did you all know that Muslim raiders even captured entire Irish and British villages and sold them into slavery in the 17th century?

45 posted on 06/23/2006 2:32:47 PM PDT by livius

"Zawahiri says Zarqawi "died under bombardment" and not in hiding"

Not in hiding...you mean like you and Queenie Boy Bin Laden? I think it's so touching the little Brokeback Mountain thing you two Muzzie closet cases have going up there in the mountains of Pakistan is so cute.

In all seriousness, is this guy so stupid he doesn't realize he was basically opening himself up to mockery when he said Zarqawi "wasn't in hiding" when he was killed??

46 posted on 06/23/2006 2:32:54 PM PDT by MikeA (Not voting in November because you're pouting is a vote for Nancy Pelosi for Speaker of the House)

He got owned. when he realized he had been captured and was not able to kill himself, he died like a filthy pig in shame and did not achieve martyrdome.

47 posted on 06/23/2006 2:34:05 PM PDT by jw777

"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."
-Westley

:-)

48 posted on 06/23/2006 2:34:19 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX)

49 posted on 06/23/2006 2:34:29 PM PDT by cibco (Xin Loi Saddam)

Al Qaeda Men of Pride

50 posted on 06/23/2006 2:36:24 PM PDT by TexasCajun

yawn...

so what else is new?

51 posted on 06/23/2006 2:37:15 PM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))

Zawahiri says Zarqawi "died under bombardment" and not in hiding, like me.

There. That's better.

52 posted on 06/23/2006 2:38:42 PM PDT by Ol' Sox

My thought too. Admission that OBL is pushing up daisies? (and burning in hell?)

53 posted on 06/23/2006 2:38:53 PM PDT by SnarlinCubBear (I snarl, therefore I am)

To: fortheDeclaration

Starring The US Troops & Coalition Forces as Arthur and
Zawahiri & Al Quaeda as The Black Knight:

Scene 4

[arg]
[ugh]
[hah]

ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me
in my Court of Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: None shall pass.
ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must
cross this bridge.
BLACK KNIGHT: Then you shall die.
ARTHUR: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
BLACK KNIGHT: I move for no man.
ARTHUR: So be it!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's left arm off]
ARTHUR: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.
ARTHUR: You liar!
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on you pansy!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
[hah]
BLACK KNIGHT: Come on then.
ARTHUR: What?
BLACK KNIGHT: Have at you!
ARTHUR: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid b*st*rd, you've got no arms left.
BLACK KNIGHT: Yes I have.
ARTHUR: Look!
BLACK KNIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
[bang]
ARTHUR: Look, stop that.
BLACK KNIGHT: Chicken! Chicken!
ARTHUR: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
BLACK KNIGHT: Right, I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: You'll what?
BLACK KNIGHT: Come 'ere!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs!
Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow b*st*rds! Come back here and take what's coming to you.I'll bite your legs off!

http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

54 posted on 06/23/2006 2:39:46 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX)

Muhammid Moo One: OK Zawahiri the votes have been counted and you're the one who has to replace the Big Z

Zawahiri: Oh, shit, I hated that M

r. He was a full of **** brother-in-law

Muhammid Moo One: Now don't be like that. This is an honor.

Zawahiri: But I donna wan ta wear dat suicide belt. It itches!

Muhammid Moo One: I keep telling you that you don't fasten it between your legs, you put it around your waist!

Zawahiri: I donna wan to inspire nobody!

Muhammid Moo One: Don't worry. We'll get a teleprompter and you can just read the scripts for the video-tapes.

Zawahiri: Why the **** did Big Z have to go an git hisself blowed up anyway?

55 posted on 06/23/2006 2:41:49 PM PDT by hardworking

Odd choice of words..

"Do you remember, O Bush, how the lion of Islam, the mujahed [holy warrior] Osama bin Laden, God keep him, swore that America will not be able to dream of security until it becomes a reality in Palestine and all Muslim lands?"

56 posted on 06/23/2006 2:42:24 PM PDT by Dog (149 Democratic Members of the party of Harry Truman Voted Against Victory..)

No more mohammed nice guy.

57 posted on 06/23/2006 2:42:47 PM PDT by stop_fascism

Thanks!

BLACK KNIGHT: I'm invincible!
ARTHUR: You're a loony.
BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs!
Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHT's other leg off]
BLACK KNIGHT: All right; we'll call it a draw.
ARTHUR: Come, Patsy.
BLACK KNIGHT: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow b*st*rds! Come back here and take what's coming to you.I'll bite your legs off!

58 posted on 06/23/2006 2:43:06 PM PDT by fortheDeclaration (Am I therefore become your enemy because I tell you the truth? (Gal.4:16))

To: fortheDeclaration

What would I give for Bush to go on tv and make fun of this bonehead and say, "You're a loony! Git on outta here!!" :-)

59 posted on 06/23/2006 2:44:50 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX)

Al Qaeda vows to kill all infidels, our feet will burn under islamic soil, the earth will come under the rule of Allah....blah blah blah blah blah

60 posted on 06/23/2006 2:45:41 PM PDT by Names Ash Housewares

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