[agere_contra]

For the same reason the police asked all those Brits to turn in perfectly legal knives a few weeks ago. And they did.

No they didn't! Despite the best attempts of the UK rozzers, agere_contra is still packing. How many of the boys-in-blue will he take down before they get his breadknife and end his murderous reign of terror?

[magslinger]

You own a deadly looking assault bread knife, no doubt. What you need is a high powered sniper rifle: