This is for you Doug:
In light of todays events....
The Left's Favorite Things.
Chem-Bio shells filled with sweets and mollases,
Stock-piles of shells dripping rank mustard gasses.
'Splaining away Saddam's weapons that sting,
-These are a few of the Left's favorite things.
Drab Olive shells filled with old neuro-toxins
Portable chemical work stations rockin'
Denying Santorum the news that he brings
These are a few of the Left's favorite things.
Trolling and baiting while surfing with Bhurkas
Tree hugging lemmings in need of some Sherpas
Free-clinic condoms all wrapped up with string.
These are a few of the Left's favorite things.
When Carl Rove bites,
Tony Snow stings,
When I'm feeling glaaaad,
I simply remember the Left's favorite things.
AND THEN I DON'T FEEEEEEEEEL SOOOo BAAAAAAD!!!!
-Tadaaaa!
Well done.