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'SEE TEDDY SWEAT'AT Q&A FOR KID BOOK
NYPOST ^ | 06/17/2006 | By ANDREA PEYSER

Posted on 06/17/2006 8:42:51 AM PDT by oxcart

SHOULD have brought a life vest and snorkel, Teddy.

Sen. Ted Kennedy was having a ball reading to a captive roomful of New York City third-graders yesterday when suddenly a dangerous question spewed out of the mouths of babes.

"When was your most embarrassing moment with Splash?" a pint-sized jokester from PS 11 in Chelsea asked Ted.

The kid was asking about Splash - Teddy's black Portuguese water dog who, at that very moment, sat quietly at Ted's feet, along with another pooch named Sunny.

But the adults in the room could not help but think about "splash." As in a car splashing to a watery grave.

Perhaps without realizing it, the tyke brought up the elephant in the room. Teddy Kennedy had just written a book about a dog named Splash.

How dare he go public - and with a straight face! - about a dog with that provocative name?

How can any Kennedy, particularly one who once crashed his car into the drink at Chappaquiddick - abandoning a young lady, not his wife, to a watery death - have the chutzpah to pimp out a doggie named Splash?

The room fell silent at the question.

Teddy was momentarily speechless.

Well?

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TOPICS: Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Massachusetts; US: New York
KEYWORDS: carcrash; kennedy; kopechne; maryjo; maryjokopechne; murder; scuba; scubagear; scubateddy; splash
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1 posted on 06/17/2006 8:42:54 AM PDT by oxcart
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Teddy did settle a burning question before he left. He said his dog was named Splash before he bought him, at age 1.

"That was a wonderful name for me, because he loves the water."

"He can stay in the water for hours and hours."

A lucky break for anyone who hangs out with a Kennedy.


2 posted on 06/17/2006 8:44:43 AM PDT by don-o
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To: oxcart
Is that kid a Republican??!??

Some ghosts just wont go away.....kharma...just desserts......I hope this one goes on forever.

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3 posted on 06/17/2006 8:46:04 AM PDT by Delta 21 ( MKC USCG - ret)
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To: oxcart

4 posted on 06/17/2006 8:50:28 AM PDT by jsh3180
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To: Delta 21

So do I! Thanks for that pick.


5 posted on 06/17/2006 8:51:57 AM PDT by oxcart (Journalism [Sic])
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To: Delta 21

Great pic!


6 posted on 06/17/2006 8:54:42 AM PDT by cardinal4 (Allah is the opium pipedream of a desert pedophile...Freeper Ax)
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To: oxcart

did he get married in the church to his second wife?


7 posted on 06/17/2006 8:59:26 AM PDT by tbird5
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To: oxcart

Once again, Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.


8 posted on 06/17/2006 9:03:04 AM PDT by rock_lobsta
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“If Mary Jo Kopechne had lived, she would be 64 years old.
Through his tireless work as a legislator,
(Senator in perpetuity) Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age.”

Charles Pierce, January 5, 2003 Boston Globe Magazine

9 posted on 06/17/2006 9:22:36 AM PDT by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: oxcart

I seriously doubt that there has ever been a Kennedy that has morals, principles and integrity. If there is, they must have lived CENTURIES ago!


10 posted on 06/17/2006 9:30:07 AM PDT by proudofthesouth (Mao said that power comes at the point of a rifle; I say FREEDOM does.)
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To: oxcart
Its inconceivable this man is in the U. S. Senate. Every time I see or hear him I think of Mary Jo Kopechne.
11 posted on 06/17/2006 9:36:55 AM PDT by Uncle Hal
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To: oxcart; doug from upland

Doug--you'd like this one.


12 posted on 06/17/2006 9:43:04 AM PDT by exit82 (If Democrats can lead, then I'm Chuck Norris.)
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To: oxcart

To think that this man has the nerve to criticize anyone for anything just makes my mind hurt.


13 posted on 06/17/2006 9:43:45 AM PDT by thile44 (Simplicity is too complex.)
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To: Uncle Hal
"Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law?
Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty? "
~ Senator Ted Kennedy, 1973

14 posted on 06/17/2006 9:45:23 AM PDT by Diogenesis (Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: jsh3180

His over-the-belt blubber supporter needs a blubber supporter!


15 posted on 06/17/2006 9:55:05 AM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: Uncle Hal

The people of the State of Massachusettes are responsible for hoisting him upon all of us.

Blankety-Blank state!


16 posted on 06/17/2006 10:07:36 AM PDT by SnarlinCubBear (I snarl, therefore I am)
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To: Diogenesis
When Kennedy was on his exit strategy rant against the President I called his office and asked the aide if Kennedy had an exit strategy for Mary Jo.

The fellow who answered the phone was NOT amused.

17 posted on 06/17/2006 10:33:15 AM PDT by OldFriend (I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag.....and My Heart to the Soldier Who Protects It.)
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To: OldFriend

Oh how I love you gutsy FReepers! Good job!!


18 posted on 06/17/2006 10:37:19 AM PDT by derllak
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To: Diogenesis

19 posted on 06/17/2006 10:38:12 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (Help get Murtha out of Congress- donate at http://www.irey.com/)
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To: OldFriend

I had something to that effect as my tagline when I first joined FR ("MaryJo needed an exit strategy"). I got quite a few thumbs-up comments on it!


20 posted on 06/17/2006 10:39:20 AM PDT by Fudd Fan (Help get Murtha out of Congress- donate at http://www.irey.com/)
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