[Roberts]

So long, Kenneth. Courage.

[TruthWillWin]

Should have been fired.

[Caipirabob]

"Would you, or would you not like fries with that? Special report tonight..."

[Williams]

"You can let him leave, but CBS News is burned onto his forehead."

Ever notice how overly dramatic everyone at CBS news is?

[Maceman]

Rather a pity.

[Riptides]

Buh bye Dan....

Don't let the door hit you on your sorry ass on the way out.

[Bommer]

A current CBS correspondent labels Rather "the most influential TV reporter since Edward R. Murrow," and says he deserves a graceful exit: "If he leaves through the back door, with no real goodbye, it won't sit well with a lot of people."

A fake, but acurate. I personally would let Dan leave out the back door. I would punt his @ss out the front door!

[rock_lobsta]

He could always go to Fox News and try telling the truth for a change...

Nah... scratch that. Can't teach an old dog new tricks. Once a liar, always a liar.

Good riddance, Dan. Courage.

[rocksblues]

Rather wants to work hard. If he can't do it at CBS, he'll do it somewhere else

Wherever you spew your BS it will be false even though the premise is true Dan. You have been outed as a Ego driven forget the facts AH!

[SamAdams_Lite]

The retirement party for Dan will be held in the 5th floor broom closet at Black Rock.

[kralcmot]

"industry sources"

and, who are these unknown sources? can we be sure that this is not a trick? a publicity stunt?

tomorrow's headline:

Rather Resurrected...."the reports of my demise have be grossly exaggerated...."

ROTFL...

[Darkwolf377]

You can take Dan out of cBS, but you can't take the BS out of Dan.

[Gator101]

No question now that Dan's rapidly reaching the point where he's got his back to the wall, his shirttails on fire and the bill collector's at the door.

[theFIRMbss]

>Rather out at CBS, sources say

The only Dan news
I'd be interested to see
would be if Rather

goes postal and shoots
Katie Couric along with
top CBS brass . . .

[w_over_w]

[Reagan Man]

Don't be surprised if Captain Dan signs on with CNN in some capacity. Good match. LOL

[NonValueAdded]

In a stunning twist of fate, Dan Ra^ther today claimed that the leaked memo from Moonves that instructed his staff to "get that idiot gone" was a crude forgery. Ra^ther went on to say that CBS hasn't been using that style of letterhead for several years now and that the font does not match that called for by the CBS style guide. "I think it was generated by WordPerfect and everyone knows CBS uses Word," Dan was heard to say.

_/satire

[b4its2late]

[Dog Gone]

[Huck]

Buh-bye.

[rj45mis]

Says 60 Minutes' Ed Bradley: "I feel sorry for Dan, because he's not happy.

It is reported that this bout of depression is directly related to his inability to sell his snake oil story about our President's NG service.