I think he should be lionized too - but I'm having a problem finding lions that will agree to eat him.
I wouldn't dump him on an unsuspecting lion, either; that would be cruel.
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I think you win the prize. Wonderful commentary.
I figure that if he wants to be a martyr, we should oblige him in the classic style. As I said, though, I'm having problems locating amenable lions.